I know it’s not too bad, I just ain’t got the patience, as you said. I’d hate to think I could spend all day fishin’ and come up with nothin’.
/looking down/ That stupid kid, he came into my shop askin’ to buy a cow so he could hunt it. And had the nerve to wonder why I’d be so angry an’ throw him out! /grumbling/ Freakin’ dumbass…
*nods*
Hm, well, he didn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed when I talked to him. Didn’t even seem to know what I meant when I called him a moron. Coulda just been being a smartass, though. What’s with that loincloth he’s wearing?
Coulda just gave the kid a fish. Not that hard to come by. Probably could’ve gotten by with some milk or something too.
I don’t have a fish, not somethin’ I carry with me. An’ I can’t..don’t…fishin’ isn’t really my thing. No, no, no milk, nothing to do with cows.
Fishin’s not that bad. *shrugs* It’s good for rackin’ up some extra G. Takes patience though. *stares at him* Uh, Okay. There a reason you’re so worked up over the cows?
Probably for the best. What would you do with a shitty knife anyways?
Oh, I wouldn’t actually use it. For show. When annoyin’ farmers come fixin’ to bother me while I’m workin’. /smirking/ Yeah, his was worn down but it had some blood stains on, think that’d be effective.
Coulda just gave the kid a fish. Not that hard to come by. Probably could’ve gotten by with some milk or something too.
cowboyupv said: No good. Can’t believe it, I was sure he’d fall for it. His knife looked pretty shitty anyway, but if I could haggle it off him for a quarter…woulda been nice.
Probably for the best. What would you do with a shitty knife anyways?
*nods* I’ve seen better. *smirks* How’d trying to swindle that naked kid out of a knife go?
“Mo-ron”? No understand…but yes, no use moneys for fish. Shea just think if other person have fish, Shea give old things that Shea not need. Not waste time.
*looks him over, frowning* If it works for you. *shrugs*
Vaughn, don’t rip that kid off. I wouldn’t even give you five fish for that thing.
Hm…five fish still lots fish though, yes?
…A quarter is not worth five fish, moron. You’d be better off going to catch your own. Especially since if you have a source, and a way to catch it, then fish is free.
Vaughn, don’t rip that kid off. I wouldn’t even give you five fish for that thing.
*takes out her wallet and hands over the money, giving the sloppy ring a passing look of disgust. Talk about a lack of quality control.* No.
/makes an offended squawking noise/ Rude! Fine! /first slips the ring on to his own finger, then takes the money from her and wraps the wind chime up carefully in newspaper//hands it over to her/ Here’s your bottle. Have a good day and stay fresh!
*takes her purchase and places it carefully in her rucksack.* Mmhm. Fresh…Right.
*glances over at Molly, who’s making a racket. Mumbles:* What is that moron doing. *Turns to the man addressing her, who is most likely an even bigger moron, and points to the wind chime made from wine bottles* How much?
/shrugs/ I dunno. Let’s say….200 G! That sounds good! Are you sure you don’t want a rotini ring too? /shows her a corkscrew noodle that’s messily glued onto a cheap metal ring band/
*takes out her wallet and hands over the money, giving the sloppy ring a passing look of disgust. Talk about a lack of quality control.* No.
